I did, however, experience more than my fair share of a few other things...
9 Batches of Secret Family Recipe Sugar Cookies
Sweet/Salty and delicious. While I did not eat all of these myself, I sampled copiously.
5 Entire Batches of Pioneer Woman Tiny Vanilla Scones
Apparently I'm all about PW this Christmas. I did share these scones with others, but did not shy away from making sure they were fit to eat. These things are totally addicting and perfect, I mean PERfect, with several cups of morning coffee/half 'n' half.
52 Pounds of holiday padding on various parts of my body